Art Sluts

Jubal Brown picks his friends based on the food they have in their fridges. You want to think he doesn't. He loves to make dirty dishes. He comes over to people's houses. He likes to eat their food. He expects pussy for dessert. This is what all the art sluts do. They answer the door wearing leg warmers and rainbow colored headbands. They dance around to Euro art fuck music. It sounds a lot like urban trance. It's music from Berlin which is uber cool to hear. They have it on 8 inch vinyl. It just came out last year.

They like to dumb themselves down because they know they are really smart. Their parents let them get an education. They aren't like crackhead tarts. They are classy art sluts who have learned how to draw and paint. They know they are empowered. They have sex positive feminism in their brains. They don't mind being the one paying for dinner. He is a starving artist man. He is a low watt celebrity. It is better than making dinner for their dads.