Conventional Norms

Take your conventions norms
and shove them up your ass.
Shove them up your ass
after an anti-cellulite bath.
Shove them up your ass
after you bleach the hair.
Bleach and wax the ass hairs.
Shove your conventional norms up there.
Shove your conventional norms up your ass
without making any farting noise.
Farting is quite rude.
It is not a lady-like choice.
Shove your conventional norms
up your ass with some cleansing milk.
Keep your ass all clean.
Make your ass feel like silk.
Keep your ass hair out of my life.
Take it far away.
I don't need your ass hair.
It would tickle my nose anyway.
I don't need your ass hair.
Every bit of you is a pain in the ass.
That is too much ass hair to deal with.
I don't want you in my life.
I don't want your blubber butt.
I don't want you at all.
I want to tell you about your conventional norms
and exactly where they belong.
Your conventional norms belong up your ass.
May you stick them all up there.
Please stick Jubal Brown in there too.
Stick Jubal Brown up with all your ass hair.