Penis In A Box

We know that Jubal Brown is an asshole. 
Life gets depressing when people crap all over you all the time. Jubal Brown did something that hurt a person. 
Little Lydia will make fun of him. 
He wants to have his penis in a box as though as though it is a diamond ring. 
Jubal Brown doesn't think very much. 
His penis does all the work. 
He pounds the pavement with his penis. 
That how he gets all of his work. 
He has fucked his way to stardom. 
His penis is how he got his name. 
You like to think it's because he vomited on paintings. 
It is really because he fucked a number of people. 
This is really slander and we will say it anyway. 
We don't mind if you sue us because we are insane. 
We don't have any money. 
We don't have any brains. 
Jubal Brown fucked some people at the Art Gallery of Ontario. They let him pretend to vomit on some artwork that some of you might know. 
He didn't really do this. 
It didn't happen at all. 
He merely fucked a few people there. 
They made up a story for the papers.

Jubal Brown doesn't know how to vomit without putting anything in his throat. 
We know that they made it up at the AGO. 
Jubal is such a slut. 
He went off to New York too. 
In New York City he fucked people at the Museum of Modern Art. They made up a story too. 
Jubal Brown will never know how to be an artist that pukes. 
He can't do much of anything. 
He only knows how to be a cheap screw. 
He has fucked all over the town. 
He has fucked your baby brother. 
He has fucked all of your friends. 
He has even fucked your mother. 
He has fucked all of Kentucky Fried Chicken's hens. 
This is what a slut he is. 
He really does like to fuck around. 
His mother doesn't like him because of the way he smells. 
He smells like your vagina. 
He smells like a couple of people's bums. 
Jubal Brown is not a winner. 
He is just somebody who cums.

You want to think he's a puke artist. 
He doesn't know how to puke. 
He can't co-ordinate his gag reflex. 
He doesn't know how to do it. 
The whole thing is a hoax. 
Mr Brown will never vomit in his life. 
He can't produce anything colorful like that. 
He is more of a shitty little man. 
A man who does the deed. 
He should have been a porn star. 
He likes to stick his dick into things. 
These words will win a lawsuit. 
I want you to take a screenshot. 
Immortalize these disturbing words. 
Show them to your lawyers. 
Show them to your friends. 
Show them to your mother. 
Show them all around. 
Show them in an art gallery. 
Show them on a storm cloud.

This writing is a bunch of slander because a boy is large. 
He has a very large penis. 
That is how he is well known it is. 
All the sophisticated art snobs get wet about it. 
Having sex with him makes them liberal. 
The art sluts can feel like feminists with sex positive feminism. They can hop in bed with him. 
They won't have to feel guilty or bad. 
It is an empowering idea. 
You get to have sex with a bad boy and have it be for fun. 
You can piss off your father by having sex with Jubal Brown.