Lobsters

There is a beach we can lay on. 
A beach for people who want to be nude. 
This is where you will find Jubal Brown. 
He will be there with a lobster kissing his boob. 
A little lobster would like to kiss him when he is naked in the sun. 
It is ready to crawl up beside him. 
It's ready to pinch him on the bum. 
He has spent all of his life as a vegetarian. 
We don't need to verify whether this is true. 
We don't think it helps our story. 
Jubal Brown is a vegetarian with a lobster pinching his butt.

Nudity happens in public. 
We will know that a lobster would like it a lot. 
A lobster wants to be beside Jubal Brown because that's what lobsters want. 
Lobsters want to spend time with vegetarians. 
They know that this is a person with whom they would be safe. 
Let a little lobster be beside you because it wants to not be eaten by a pig.