Elderly Pussy

There is somebody who has a penis. 
This will be another slanderous thing. 
He has a special penis which knows about everything. 
His penis is very knowledgeable. 
It has been everywhere. 
It has been in a coma. 
It has been in your hair. 
It has been in some rubber. 
It has been in a ring. 
It has been on a pizza. 
It has been one of those things. 
Let us talk about Jubal Brown and his gigantic dick.

His penis will tell us a story 
about the time it came 
to an all ages party. 
This party was not about all ages at all. 
It wasn't an all age party. 
There were many people there who were the very same age. 
There were some years that didn't get represented at all. 
They left out the 1920s. 
Everybody was younger than that.
It was false advertising. 
Jubal's dick felt sad. 
He always wanted to have sex with a 90 year old. 
It was something he would really want. 
He gets bored with the young ladies because he has had them before.

He went home after the all ages party 
and his dick was with him there. 
15 girls called him that evening to let him know they cared. 
They weren't in their 90s. 
Many of them wanted to see his penis too. 
Many of them asked a favor. 
They wanted him to come over and screw. 
Lots of women ask him for this each and every day. 
That's why he wanted a 90 year old woman when he went out to the all ages party.

This isn't the end of the story. 
Jubal has decided to do something nice. 
He is going to volunteer at a hospital 
so he can get some elderly pussy.